Dear Assad....

Heh.

Obama speaks Israel's language

For the Hebrew-impaired, it means 'talk to me after the holidays.' (Hat Tip: Elie K).

Obama shows his unique leadership skills

Heh.

He had a dream, we got a nightmare

I think this sums up the United States fairly well (Hat Tip: Jack W via Suckers on Parade).

New addition to the Barack Hussein Obama White House collection

Heh (Hat Tip: Jack W).

More here.

John Kerry on chemical weapons

Heh (Hat Tip: Jack W).

Who's responsible for the chemical weapons attack in Syria?

Heh (Hat Tip: Jack W).

If President Obama had a Muslim Brother

He's a little light to be Mohammed Morsy, but he looks remarkably like the principal of my kids' old school.

Heh (Hat Tip: Will).

Seen in Texas

Heh.

Islamic Rage Boy seethes over Obama clown, clown banned

Islamic Rage Boy is seething at a Missouri state fair clown who imitated President Hussein Obama (Hat Tip: Jack W).

The Kansas City Star reported:


Missouri State Fair officials and politicians on Sunday
condemned the performance of a rodeo clown who donned a mask resembling
President Obama during Saturday’s bull riding competition.



A tempest over the incident erupted after the Show Me

Obama projecting

Heh (Hat Tip: Jack W).

How did they get there?

The question in Hebrew at the top means "how did they get there?" Heh (Hat Tip: Eliyahu P).

First dog Bo takes a well-deserved vacation

I'm sure that many of you have already heard that Bo, the first dog, was flown to join the Obama family on Martha's Vineyard in his own MV-22 Osprey helicopter on Monday. The Osprey takes off like a helicopter but flies like a jet. How much did it cost the Obama's the American taxpayer? Does Bo deserve such fancy transportation during a time of economic belt-tightening? Of course he does.

Doctors refuse to release Netanyahu from hospital

I just read on Facebook that the doctors who operated on Prime Minister Netanyahu are refusing to release him from Hadassah Hospital.

It seems that they can't find his backbone.

Heh.

It's Lonely at the Top: Trusted Advisor Takes Charge of White House During Obama Absence

Heh (Hat Tip: Suckers on Parade via Jack W).

You weren't expecting Valerie Jarrett, were you?

Prime Minister Netanyahu has emergency surgery

Prime Minister Netanyahu had emergency surgery during the night Saturday night.



Heh.

President Obama and Michelle tighten their belts

To
hear Obama use the word "we" when describing how "we" are all tightening
our belts in our private lives nearly made the top of my head explode.
Honestly, these people do not possess the self-awareness that most
toddlers exhibit. ~ Diann Russell



 Hat Tip: Jack W.

Lucky me, today's my colonoscopy

I'd like to repost something I last posted in 2008.

To answer the questions that will arise from this post:

1. Yes, I really am having a colonoscopy today.
2. Yes, I am over 50. Bli ayin hara (warding off evil eyes).
3. No, Dad did not die from colorectal cancer, although he did have it at the age of 49.
4. Since I had my last colonoscopy, a friend who hadn't gotten around to getting a

Did you celebrate President Obama's birth on Sunday? Here's his official birth certificate

Did you celebrate President Hussein Obama's birthday on Sunday? How did you know it was the right day?

Here's is President Obama's official birth certificate (Hat Tip: Jack W).



Heh.

Flock Builder on how to conduct a National Referendum and simulation of the peace talks

Flock Builder explains how to conduct the National Referendum on
Israel's future and computer expert Geek Bizarre presents a computerized
simulation of the anticipated rounds of peace talks. Yes, it's the weekly LATMA update.

Let's go to the videotape.