'I'm a Palestinian refugee too'

A very clever letter to UNRWA....

The brilliant masterstroke by which you turned
refugee care into a very lucrative growth business is so simple that
one wonders why no one else had thought of it previously. The commercial
kiss of death was always that of running out of refugees to resettle
after they were all absorbed. No problem for you wizards at UNRWA,
though. With one wave of your